...as filtered through the mind's eye of one of those Old School Lutheran Church ladies.
"Crusader? Uff! What sort of name is that? Oh, Shepherd of the Hills, or Shepherd of the Prairie or Shepherd of the Valley: those are good names! Even Trinity or Prince of Peace! But what kind of hotdish can you expect to get at Crusader Lutheran Church anyway? Uff da!
UPDATE: My dear wife says I forgot "Good Shepherd". And so I did.